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  1. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Mike Thomas

    It's hard out here in the midst of that sophomore slump
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    8 crazy stats and notes about the 2018 New Orleans Saints

    You lose a guy and you mail it in. We lose a guy and we rifle off 8 straight. Fuck your narrative.
  3. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Saints Analysis

    And we will sacrifice our KING'S BLOOD to R'hlor and all the false kings shall be cast into darkness. The winds of winter are upon you, crow.
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    This 2018 Saints team identity

    Oh and also we have the best WR and RB in the game (while they are suffering through their goddamned sophomore slumps)[editor's note: Jesus Fuck!]. Truly the football gods have abandoned ye
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    This 2018 Saints team identity

    And we will have still basked in football glory all the way This is a good time, friend; drink it in.
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    This 2018 Saints team identity

    That a Payton/ Brees regime is 8-1 starting the 2nd half of a season isn't shocking or unheard of; though nobody, hater nor homer, would dare suggest such is the norm. These are things we can all agree are "possible." That these things are occurring during a period where there is a nonzero chance that even the hatin'-assed haterest of NFC rival "fans" have to agree that the Saints are doing so in a physically dominant, week-in/week out exhibition...is kinda sweet. All those 7-9 no-defense, no-running, fuckit n chuckit strategies that got us nowhere have suddenly mutated into an insatiably bloodthirsty ball-and-clock-hungry Pro football apex predator. Which is whatever. But it's like WAY better than y'alls bullshit. Just sharing.
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    Saints sign Brandon Marshall

    Hopefully this signing lights a fire under Michael Thomas and he steps his game up.
  8. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Sean Payton smashed fire alarm

    Quinn is quickly establishing himself as the most kickable ass
  9. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Sean Payton smashed fire alarm

    That's what the Bengals get for hiding the alarm up in them cheeks
  10. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Gregg Williams-coached Browns win

    I was sticking with the punctuation/notation theme. Honestly, an exclamation point woulda delivered the zinger more efficiently, but there's nothing in the Haternomicon that says burns can't be educational
  11. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Gregg Williams-coached Browns win

  12. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Every falcons fan around the world right now

    I'm laughing so hard I'm wheezing. My sides, you fiend!
  13. Joe Motherfucking Horn

    Gregg Williams-coached Browns win

    They put an interobang in your ass
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