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  1. Handsome_Jimmy

    Tyreek Hill

    We weren't chasing Mack in the same way you slobbered over Mahomes and Foster.
  2. Handsome_Jimmy

    Tyreek Hill

    Because you didn't correctly assess their value. I'm not sure what confuses you about that.
  3. Handsome_Jimmy

    Tyreek Hill

    Fucking up evaluations seems to be a fairly common theme in New Orleans. You blew it on Mahomes and Foster last year, then way overpaid on Davenport in April.
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    When is Trump's Parade?

    Makes sense to delay it until Space Force is up and floating.
  5. It isn't, as Trent Dilfer's one season in Baltimore illustrates.
  6. I will go there. A significant distinction exists between winning a SB versus not losing one.
  7. Jim Plunkett would beg to differ.
  8. Brad Johnson and Trent Dilfer thank you.
  9. Listed below are the high quality/elite level accomplishments of QBs from the Tampa franchise history-
  10. So Brady, Godgers and Brees are the top 3 Who's #4?
  11. Who puts stock in comments by grads of Fucking Stupid University?
  12. Handsome_Jimmy

    F new Orleans

    What a bad answer. Try "they're a little small, but I need both of them".
  13. Handsome_Jimmy

    First Look at Red Dead 2 Gameplay

    While it is tough to compare games from different technological eras, I will say I can't remember a game I enjoyed more than RDR....and it came at a time when I was less inclined to get obsessed with a video game.
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    WWE Thread

    RiP Jim Neidhart
  15. Handsome_Jimmy

    Fallout 76

    SPECIAL, the attribute framework governing player creation, does return, but players will find it supported by a card-based perk system. In other words, the higher a player’s number for their attribute, the more perk cards they may apply. Higher SPECIAL traits mean players can rank up cards, too, boosting their effects. Bethesda is mindful that with a PvP combat system there may be malefactors bent on running around and killing other human players. The developers have thought of ways to deal with their misbehavior. “We turn the assholes into interesting content,”Howard said. Killing other humans will put a bounty on your head, and a revenge system lets them come back to kill their adversaries for double the usual payout.
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    Trump's Latest Foolishness

    Here is the latest Trump foolishness....fake news from the Trump inner circle If you're going to doctor a photo, at least do a better job with the erase tool, not to mention put in a drop shadow to mirror the other text. What a family of fools!
  17. Handsome_Jimmy

    David Onyemata

    Also, try and make your ass munching threads halfway interesting with the full story.. METAIRIE, La. -- Brian Dobie was sitting in his office in September 2011 when the University of Manitoba football coach heard a "soft knock on the door." In walked a 6-foot-4, 330-pound kid he had never seen before. "There was this guy that I hoped would be a football player standing at my door," Dobie recalled. He got his wish. Sort of. That kid was David Onyemata, who had just moved from Lagos, Nigeria, to Canada earlier that year to attend the university. Though Onyemata played soccer growing up in Nigeria, he had never really even heard of North American football before he moved to Canada. Onyemata moved to Canada to study environmental sciences. But after a few months in his new home, Onyemata decided he needed a hobby. "I just felt it was time to give something a try, because all I did was go to class and go back home. I had so much free time," Onyemata said. "So I ended up just trying out for the team." Five years later, Onyemata is now a member of the New Orleans Saintsafter they traded up to draft him in the fourth round on Saturday. "It's a pretty great story. Up here in Canada, we're literally calling it Cinderella," said Dobie, who recalled that Onyemata had never even held a football in his hands until that day they met in his office. "He made a comment that it kind of looked like a rugby ball," Dobie said. "In his first year, he was so beyond ground zero raw. He didn't know a stance. He didn't know the rules of the game. He didn't know anything." But the talent was obvious. Dobie said the first time he and his defensive coordinator, Stan Pierre, took Onyemata onto the field and saw him move, "We were shocked." "(Pierre) turned to me and, I remember this vividly, said, ‘Shame on us if we can't turn this kid into a football player,'" Dobie said. "He was just a football player waiting to happen." The Saints felt the same way. When general manager Mickey Loomis was asked if there was someone who really "stood on the table" and made a plea for Onyemata, Loomis said, "Everyone." "Beginning with our area scout and following all the way through (assistant coaches Bill Johnson and Brian Young) and everyone that looked at him," Loomis said. "I would say that everyone was standing up saying, ‘This is a guy that we want.'" Johnson was one of only two defensive-line coaches who attended Onyemata's pro day at Manitoba -- but Onyemata was hardly an NFL secret. A total of 17 teams were represented at that pro day, which Dobie said was by far the largest in Canada's history. One of Onyemata's agents, Don Yee, said he took an estimated 19 pre-draft visits, which was the most of any player he's ever had. Onyemata was generating more and more buzz leading up to the draft, and Loomis said the Saints were confident that he would have been gone if they waited until the fifth round to select him. "We recognized that he wasn't playing at a SEC school, obviously, so there are some questions about the level of competition. But, man, we like the traits and the talent," Loomis said. "And we're expecting some early contribution from him. This isn't a guy that's just going to sit and not be productive for us." Onyemata is the first player ever drafted from the University of Manitoba. The Bisons also produced DE Israel Idonije, another Nigerian-born player who spent 11 years in the NFL. He is the 12th Canadian college player ever drafted into the NFL -- a list that also includes former Saints DT Akiem Hicks from the University of Regina in 2012. Yee, who also represents Saints coach Sean Payton, said Onyemata reminds him of a former client, Hall of Fame guard Larry Allen, who went from a small school to the Dallas Cowboys. "He has a natural, powerful explosion," Yee said. "Larry had a tremendous natural explosion. David's body reminds me of Larry to a degree." Onyemata, now 6-foot-4 and 300 pounds, had 50 tackles, five sacks, 7.5 tackles for loss, a forced fumble and a fumble recovery in nine games last year. His measurables were impressive at his pro day -- including 33 reps in the 225-pound bench press, which would have tied for the most among all defensive linemen at the NFL combine. He also had a 33-inch vertical leap. Payton said he sees Onyemata as a defensive tackle in sub packages and possibly as a defensive end in base packages. John Murphy, a Metairie-based scout who has spent years working as a personnel executive in the Canadian Football League, said he could see Onyemata being even better than Idonije, who had an impressive career with 29 total sacks. One of the big adjustments he'll have to make is lining up directly over the offense, since they have a 1-yard cushion in Canadian football. "He was graded as the top player for the upcoming CFL draft, shows impressive quickness and pursuit skills for a 300-pound defender, showed up big at the East-West Shrine Game," said Murphy, an assistant vice president for the Saskatchewan Roughriders who called him a "worthwhile" pick in Round 4. "If you're trying to rebuild on that side of the ball, you need to take some risks in order to find and develop playmakers." If Onyemata continues to develop as rapidly as he did at Manitoba, that risk will pay off. That first year at Manitoba, he spent most of the season working one-on-one with a defensive lineman who was sidelined by an injury. But Dobie said he bought in quickly, and he loves to learn. "I fell in love with the game. That's what happened. I enjoyed hitting guys, just being out there with the guys. I'd love to do this for a long time," said Onyemata, who wound up in Canada because his older sister had also gone to Canada to attend school and his parents were happy with it. Dobie laughed at just how foreign the idea of the NFL draft is back in Nigeria. He said that when Onyemata would call his parents and tell them about his pre-draft visits with various NFL teams, he said his parents "just worried, is someone gonna pick me up at the airport? Do I have a place to stay?" Onyemata is extremely humble, Dobie said, which is one of the reasons why the longtime coach couldn't stop tearing up Saturday and why the rest of the team exploded when they heard the news after practice and took turns pouncing on Onyemata with hugs. "He's the most respected player in our locker room for obvious reasons," Dobie said. "But the true reason he's so respected is who he is.
  18. Handsome_Jimmy

    David Onyemata

    Ray needs to run his fact checker, yet again.
  19. Coleman played. Sark calling too much dink n dunk against press coverage.
  20. Where to start? How about with the meaning of elite?
  21. Handsome_Jimmy

    F new Orleans

    Did you send them or not? Your head is another thing you've got that's been up your ass.