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1 hour ago, SaintsFanInLA said:

Ray, I was in N'awlins for 2 weeks during the holidays. I'm often home. I might be back for Mardi Gras.

PM me next time.

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50 minutes ago, GOAT POTUS said:

 

Also...I drive for a living. Not just to and from work. 

I'm getting in and out of my work truck 30-40 times a day.

Oh. I thought you meant like driving to the grocery store.

I didn't have insurance. So I went in at 6am and they had me out of there at 1pm. Seriously.

I was driving around two days later. Not without pain, but I was.

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1 hour ago, SaintRay said:

And if you’re ever in NawLins, and don’t let me know, I’ll be pissed.

Fiddy was here a year ago, but he was with family and couldn’t get away. I thought the jackass was gonna make dinner with us. I was gonna shock his ass. 

I'll be honest, even my kids want to meet you.  If I ever make it there, spending a meal with you is on my bucket list...

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55 minutes ago, Falconcheff said:

I'll be honest, even my kids want to meet you.  If I ever make it there, spending a meal with you is on my bucket list...

This is exactly how Ray acquires most of his mason jars filled with eyeballs, sorted by color, and then size.

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1 hour ago, Falconcheff said:

I'll be honest, even my kids want to meet you.  If I ever make it there, spending a meal with you is on my bucket list...

The better half often gets stories about the Ray that lives across the river that I've never met. At some point, our paths will cross and we'll realize we knew a lot of the same people and should have met sooner.

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15 hours ago, Falconcheff said:

Make sure you take good care of your digestive system from now on; many doctors dismiss the need for an appendix, but it is fairly important  especially nowadays with so many allergies and processed foods to keep your gut in proper working condition, which is the primary appendix function.

 

May have to cut down on sugars, glutens and bad fats to avoid allergies and skin problems in the future...

I agree. There is a reason for the appendix. It wouldn't be there if we didn't need it.

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15 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

I can tell you now that's bullshit. I was driving two days later.

That's because you have abnormally small appendixes too, you bit in half vienna sausage dick motherfucker.

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22 minutes ago, MVCrook said:

That's because you have abnormally small appendixes too, you bit in half vienna sausage dick motherfucker.

Your mama got done sucking it and then bought a value pack at Sam's club with the 5 I paid her you fuckin club dicked, veiny ass blue dick piece of shit

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2 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

Your mama got done sucking it and then bought a value pack at Sam's club with the 5 I paid her you fuckin club dicked, veiny ass blue dick piece of shit

Get your ass to the old board. 

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1 minute ago, S4L said:

Get your ass to the old board. 

Yeah @Tom Servo, get your cuckholded, gaping asshole over there, you clit sized dick having sumbitch. 

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6 minutes ago, MVCrook said:

Yeah @Tom Servo, get your cuckholded, gaping asshole over there, you clit sized dick having sumbitch. 

Go take ya mama out back and have her lick your dick sized clit you testicle.

Hey @S4L I'll be there when I don't have shit to do. I can't be arsed right now.

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Just now, Tom Servo said:

Go take ya mama out back and have her lick your dick sized clit you testicle.

Hey @S4L I'll be there when I don't have shit to do. I can't be arsed right now.

You know you aint doin shit pencildick!!

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1 minute ago, S4L said:

You know you aint doin shit pencildick!!

Yes I am I'm sharpening my dick with an automatic pencil sharpener to stab in somebody's butthole when I go to that forum later.

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41 minutes ago, S4L said:

You know you aint doin shit pencildick!!

He's watching me bang his old lady while he watches from the corner butt naked with stockings and a Kaitlyn Jenner mask on fingering his asshole. 

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Well this thread took a very strange and super gay turn for the worse.

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40 minutes ago, MVCrook said:

He's watching me bang his old lady while he watches from the corner butt naked with stockings and a Kaitlyn Jenner mask on fingering his asshole. 

Actually I'm fingering a casserole but given that rhymes with asshole I'll let it slide

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1 minute ago, Beef said:

Well this thread took a very strange and super gay turn for the worse.

Who's to say super gay is worse?!? Don't knock it till you try it.

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2 minutes ago, S4L said:

Who's to say super gay is worse?!? Don't knock it till you try it.

No thanks, I'm good.  But you do whatever makes you happy.

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Got cleared by the doc, today, to go back to work next Monday without restrictions. 

First thing the nurse said when she walked in the examination room was "Dang you're tall!!!" xD

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1 hour ago, GOAT POTUS said:

Got cleared by the doc, today, to go back to work next Monday without restrictions. 

First thing the nurse said when she walked in the examination room was "Dang you're tall!!!" xD

Congrats Kevo.

Now cue up the forum porn again.

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20 minutes ago, SaintRay said:

Congrats Kevo.

Now cue up the forum porn again.

In due time, brother B|

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just saw this.....glad u are doing better Kevo

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1 hour ago, Dago said:

just saw this.....glad u are doing better Kevo

Thanks brother! Much better. 

Still sore, but much better than the excruciating pain that I was feeling prior to surgery. 

Doc said that I was a "hair close" to my appendix rupturing. 

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On 1/29/2018 at 6:50 PM, GOAT POTUS said:

Got cleared by the doc, today, to go back to work next Monday without restrictions. 

First thing the nurse said when she walked in the examination room was "Dang you're tall!!!" xD

Awesome news bro

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