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On 5/5/2019 at 2:02 AM, GOAT POTUS said:


Mexican word of the Day...Biden...



He tol' me he was Bi, den he stuck his finger in my coolo...

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On 5/5/2019 at 4:02 AM, GOAT POTUS said:


Stop "Biden" my ear

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On 5/12/2019 at 10:31 AM, i love this cock i'm eating Man said:

Stop "Biden" my ear

Tyson doesn't find your comment funny

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Monday July 20, 2020

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening U.S. flag burning ceremony and salute to the rainbow flag
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Bill & Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters

5:15  "How to respond to Amazon's job creation plan"                                                                   A lecture hosted by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

5:45 PM
"How to give a neck massage" (women only)
A free demonstration by former Vice President Joe Biden

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM
"How to claim voter suppression when you lose an election"                                                       A seminar hosted by Stacy Abrams

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hosted by former President Barack Obama

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Gun Owners, White Men, and Christians 

10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag 

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

This schedule is subject to additions and deletions as warranted. Please refer to updates.

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That schedule was well thought out by Democrats. 

I assume Day 2 will cover:

  • We demand open borders by all Democratic Presidential candidates
  • The future is Socialism by Bernie “Freebie” Sanders
  • How to marry your brother by Somalian Bitch
  • How to make politics a career by Nancy Peloser
  • America is evil by Beto O’Dork
  • Fuck the American flag by Colin Kaperdick
  • I’m the reason for the great economy by Obama/Biden
  • Staging protests and fuck up Murica by George Soros
  • Military overfunding and plan to cut all branches by Chuck Schumer
  • How to needlessly investigate Republicans into the ground by Robert Mueller
  • How to hire illegals and give them better benefits than Veterans by Governor of California
  • How to shutdown the Oil and Gas companies by The Democratic Caucus for destroying American energy
  • How to ship billions in cash to enable Iran nuclear bomb research by John Kerry
  • How to stop American manufacturing in the new world global economy by the Obama coalition and friends
  • How to slam every dress or shoe Melania Trump wears by CNN and MSNBC
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7 hours ago, MASH said:


Kap has always reminded me of The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones...



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